Both of the women mentioned in the title have been, dare I say it, known for bad behavior. We all already know they can be equally crazy. The real question is: which one will kill someone first. Lady Gaga is basically a messed up Barbie doll that never made it to the market. Her clothes got warped in manufacturing, and her idea of class would shock people from downtown Detroit to Vegas. Her music videos could kill someone, if her music didn't first. Who could forget "LoveGame" and its touching morals? Basically, my grandmother's cold, dead vote would go to Lady Gaga. However, I can't speak for both sides of the family, can I? Ke$ha is the new and less improved version a shock always happening. She walks around in shorts tinier than most underwear, and she just can't keep her make-up brush under control. She does get a brownie point for endearing us with her catchy lyrics such as "everybody getting drunk, boys trying to touch my junk". Very classy. So who would kill your grandmother? Is it the paparazzi chased girl on the telephone having a bad romance? Or could it be the one who's not afraid to take it off and whose love is your drug?