Whats Better Soccer OR Football?

I'm gonna say this one time : soccer is FOOTBALL stupid american! don't you get it? They hit the BALL with their FOOT = FOOTBALL. now your sport is a coward version of rugby.

Soccer is a sport for pussies

I saw something somewhere that was like football=foot+ball. American football=hand+egg xD and to be fair people also say American football is much more dangerous than rugby.... But in America they have all sorts of pads whilst in rugby they have they're own bones for protection...... And I don't even like sport...