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Ending with a Bang: 8 Doomsday Predictions for 2012
Right now, this world is screwed up. When you have the wars against terrorism, conflicts in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, a nuclear meltdown, earthquakes and tsunamis, radiation, and corruption, you have something that resembles what you'd find in a baby's diaper. In other words, our world as we know it is fucked. But don't worry, it's all supposed to end in 2012 anyway, right? The only question is how will it all go down? Everyone's got a theory but here are the eight ...
Right now, this world is screwed up. When you have the wars against terrorism, conflicts in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, a nuclear meltdown, earthquakes and tsunamis, radiation, and corruption, you have something that resembles what you'd find in a baby's diaper. In other words, our world as we know it is fucked. But don't worry, it's all supposed to end in 2012 anyway, right? The only question is how will it all go down? Everyone's got a theory but here are the eight ...
Better 'DGAF' pet, the cat or the dog?
Some pets just couldn't care less about what you do with them. In this instance there's a cat who doesn't give a f*ck about having DVDs stacked onto it, and there's also a dog who's being used as a mouse rest but doesn't seem to give a crap. Which pic is better?
Some pets just couldn't care less about what you do with them. In this instance there's a cat who doesn't give a f*ck about having DVDs stacked onto it, and there's also a dog who's being used as a mouse rest but doesn't seem to give a crap. Which pic is better?
Better kitty, struttin' cat or stuck cat?
Which cat picture is better, the one of the feline struttin' across the room or the one of the cat trying to wedge its way through a narrow doorway opening?
Which cat picture is better, the one of the feline struttin' across the room or the one of the cat trying to wedge its way through a narrow doorway opening?
Crazier looking animal mash up:
Man, people have some really wild imaginations (and some really impressive photoshop skills). Which animal hybrid is crazier looking, the dog+penguin or the shark+bear+octopus?
Man, people have some really wild imaginations (and some really impressive photoshop skills). Which animal hybrid is crazier looking, the dog+penguin or the shark+bear+octopus?
Better mustachioed pet, the cat or the goldfish?
Animals can rock a pretty sweet 'stache, too! Which pet pulls off a better 'mustache', the kitty with the Groucho facial hair or the little goldfish who's a reincarnated Adolf, complete with the combover and square patch above his lip?
Animals can rock a pretty sweet 'stache, too! Which pet pulls off a better 'mustache', the kitty with the Groucho facial hair or the little goldfish who's a reincarnated Adolf, complete with the combover and square patch above his lip?
Which real life Super Mario sighting is better?
Can't an overweight guy wander around in a red shirt and overalls without being compared to a classic Nintendo character? Apparently not! So what we want to know is which of these two guys makes the better Mario?
Can't an overweight guy wander around in a red shirt and overalls without being compared to a classic Nintendo character? Apparently not! So what we want to know is which of these two guys makes the better Mario?
Which meme (in latte art form) do you like better?
Both memes are unquestionably great, but which latte art rendition do you think is the better of the two? Do you prefer the always vigilant Pedobear or the perpetually frustrated Rage Guy?
Both memes are unquestionably great, but which latte art rendition do you think is the better of the two? Do you prefer the always vigilant Pedobear or the perpetually frustrated Rage Guy?
Happy puppy or sad puppy?
Which pup is cuter, the happy one or the sad one? Both have adorable floppy ears so that's a tie in that regard, but which expression wins you over, the smile or the frown?
Which pup is cuter, the happy one or the sad one? Both have adorable floppy ears so that's a tie in that regard, but which expression wins you over, the smile or the frown?
Surprised koala or surprised monkey?
Which overly expressive animal is funnier, the "I can't believe it" koala bear or the "Holy crap, did you see that" spider monkey?
Which overly expressive animal is funnier, the "I can't believe it" koala bear or the "Holy crap, did you see that" spider monkey?
Man sets out to survive one year in the Scottish wilderness, dies within a month. Did he get what he deserved?
Inspired by British survivalist Bear Grylls, 29-year-old David Austin set out to spend one year alone in the Scottish wilderness. He made it roughly 8 percent of the way to his goal before dying of hypothermia. This is hardly the first time someone has gone all Into the Wild with the same less than shocking results, and despite Austin's two years worth of survival classes, most experts agree ...
Inspired by British survivalist Bear Grylls, 29-year-old David Austin set out to spend one year alone in the Scottish wilderness. He made it roughly 8 percent of the way to his goal before dying of hypothermia. This is hardly the first time someone has gone all Into the Wild with the same less than shocking results, and despite Austin's two years worth of survival classes, most experts agree ...
Better horrible Valentine's Day card:
From the depraved mind of The Oatmeal comes some truly horrible (and funny) Valentine's Day card for that special someone in your life. Which one do you like better, the one involving taping your loved one's eyes to a kitty or the one that involves dragon kicking a baby? Buy some horrible Valentine's Day cards from The Oatmeal to make this upcoming holiday one to remember!
From the depraved mind of The Oatmeal comes some truly horrible (and funny) Valentine's Day card for that special someone in your life. Which one do you like better, the one involving taping your loved one's eyes to a kitty or the one that involves dragon kicking a baby? Buy some horrible Valentine's Day cards from The Oatmeal to make this upcoming holiday one to remember!
Are you good at holding goats?
Goat holding is serious business. Can you rise to the challenge and grip yourself a goat or would you fail miserably like the dude in the blue t-shirt with the hilarious look on his face?
Goat holding is serious business. Can you rise to the challenge and grip yourself a goat or would you fail miserably like the dude in the blue t-shirt with the hilarious look on his face?
Which animal family is cuter?
Aww, look at these furry, cuddly families. Which group makes you squeal with delight, the kissing kitties with their new kittens or the smooching guinea pigs and their little runt?
Aww, look at these furry, cuddly families. Which group makes you squeal with delight, the kissing kitties with their new kittens or the smooching guinea pigs and their little runt?
Funnier photo, kid and car edition:
These kids must be drinking their milk and eating their spinach, because they sure are tough when it comes to working with cars. On the left is a little girl whose kick is so powerful it broke the windshield, and on the right is the tiniest mechanic we've ever seen. Which picture is cuter/funnier?
These kids must be drinking their milk and eating their spinach, because they sure are tough when it comes to working with cars. On the left is a little girl whose kick is so powerful it broke the windshield, and on the right is the tiniest mechanic we've ever seen. Which picture is cuter/funnier?
Funnier 'accidental' book sticker placement:
Methinks the stickers on these books weren't just coincidentally placed there, but whether intentional or not, the end result is pretty amusing. Which altered book title made you giggle more, "Cooking Your Dog" or "Little Ho on the Prairie"?
Methinks the stickers on these books weren't just coincidentally placed there, but whether intentional or not, the end result is pretty amusing. Which altered book title made you giggle more, "Cooking Your Dog" or "Little Ho on the Prairie"?
Hitler's "Wolf's Lair" is up for rent. Any takers?
The 'Wolf's Lair,' the massive, heavily fortified base in Eastern Poland where Nazi leader Adolf Hitler spent most of World War II, is up for rent. Would you be interested in purchasing it or are you dissuaded by its association with one of modern history's most evil tyrants?
The 'Wolf's Lair,' the massive, heavily fortified base in Eastern Poland where Nazi leader Adolf Hitler spent most of World War II, is up for rent. Would you be interested in purchasing it or are you dissuaded by its association with one of modern history's most evil tyrants?
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