There's no denying the mania of Charlie Sheen and his media driven public who can't get enough of him. With nearly 3 million Twitter followers it seems there is no shortage of people to enjoy and encourage his rants. He has set new records on the site and has sold out venues in Detroit and Chicago in a matter of minutes. It's obvious that we find him fascinating, but maybe for the wrong reasons? Experts can (and will) tell us why it is dangerous to encourage his behavior, but here are a few that are not from an expert. 5) Warlocks, goddesses and trolls? Someone's either played too much D&D or taken too much acid. 4) Duh...winning. 3) If we keep encouraging him, he'll join FaceBook and start poking people with his Torpedo of Truth! 2) The fact that a guy with no teeth gets laid more than you do. 1) Even CBS stopped caring.