Brad and Angelina are getting married. Are you totes excited?
Welp, it appears as if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally going to tie the knot after several years of dating and a bajillion kids. I was under the impression that they didn't care about marriage and were standing firm on the "If gays can't marry, we won't get married" idea, but that seemed to have lasted all of five fabulous minutes before they were like, "Screw the gays, we need to make it official."
This will be Angelina's third marriage and Brad's second. Are you ecstatic or apathetic?