You just have to peruse through the majority of our user comments to get a glimpse of the slow and agonizing death of the English language. Misspellings and grammatical abominations are prevalent not only throughout the web, but in popular music ("r" instead of "are," "4" instead of "for," "u" instead of "you," etc). Teen clothing store Wet Seal, however, has elevated the issue even further:


Either they decided to just say "Screw it, teenagers are idiots" and mass-produce these to serve as an instant moron detector for anyone dumb enough to buy and wear it without catching the error, or Wet Seal is now hiring veteran YouTube commenters as their new proofreaders. Either way, Strunk & White are rolling in their graves.

Would you date someone who'd wear this shirt?