For the low price of $119, you can purchase the "Legend Mechanic Denim Western Shirt," a button-up that includes a "grease stain" to "prove" how "authentic, vintage western" you are. Pair it with some $248 jeans for a look that says, "Feast your eyes on this Canadian tuxedo, you common peasant!"

Want this look for less? Pick up an $18 denim shirt at Wal-Mart and smear some $6 Valvoline on it and you've got yourself a chic addition to your wardrobe for about 1/5 the cost. Or, you know, you could also be an actual mechanic whose work clothes aren't meant to be some douchey fashion statement, but where's the fun in dressing like that unironically? Fashion isn't about truths or being genuine, it's about pretending to know something about cars while secretly speed-dialing AAA because you need more wiper fluid and you don't want to look less-than-manly in front of your twee girlfriend who's wearing a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah t-shirt, leggings, and a grandpa cardigan. Because nothing is manlier than a faux-mechanic western shirt that you overpaid for.