Today's dose of weird news come from Idaho, where a woman was arrested for pretending to be a plastic surgeon and administering breast exams in bars and nightclubs. I would think the bigger crime is being dumb enough to trust someone in a bar claiming to be a doctor who wants to fondle your boobies, but unfortunately stupidity is only a social offense.

But wait, it gets better! From the article:


So many questions! First of all, why would she give out a real cosmetic surgeon's contact information? Secondly, "Berlyn Aussieahshowna" sounds like the fakest name since Max Power. That didn't raise any red flags to the "victims"? Then again, these woman who were fondled apparently thought the fraudulent doc was the real deal because she "used medical vocabulary." Referring to them as "breasts" instead of "fun bags" doesn't automatically make you a legitimate doctor, but hey, these ladies aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. 

And now prepare yourself for the Shyamalan twist. When Fondle McLiaface was being processed at the police station, officers discovered via documents from a previous prison sentence that the subject's gender was listed as "male to female." That's no woman, that's a man, man!...or she used to be, anyway. Twist! Those women got Crying Gamed.

 

Would you trust someone offering to give breast exams in a bar?