Last night was the 68th annual Golden Globe Awards show, which celebrated crap like Easy A and Red under the guise of being cinematic masterpieces. Think of the Golden Globes as the Stephen or Daniel Baldwin to the Academy Awards' Alec. British comedian/actor/writer Ricky Gervais once again hosted the evening's events, as he had done last year. His jokes were scathing and packed a hell of a punch at the expense of many A-list actors and actresses.
Here's his monologue, which pokes fun at Charlie Sheen, the stars of The Tourist, Cher, Sex and the City 2, and certain possibly closeted "famous Scientologists":
Ricky Gervais's hosting duties at the Golden Globes: