You know that if you suggest a game of real-life Frogger to your friends and giddily shout "Go!" before running into oncoming traffic, two things will happen:

1. Your friends will not follow you
2. You will get hit by a car

That's what a 23-year old guy in Clemson, South Carolina learned. If you're too young to remember the arcade game, Frogger involves maneuvering a frog from the bottom of the screen to his home at the top while avoiding horizontally scrolling cars, buses, and other amphibian-squashing hazards.


As soon as he shot into the street like an unleashed dog, he got hit by a Lexus SUV. Dude didn't even get to the river! What a noob. He's currently in the hospital in stable condition, vowing to never again drink and watch old Seinfeld episodes (he's also planning to upgrade the quality of his wedding invitations as soon as he gets out of the hospital).

Who's stupider?