Jersey Shore Taking Their GTL and STDs to Italy
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If you held onto an iota of hope that people would grow tired of the Jersey Shore after three seasons, I'm sorry to inform you that not only has a fourth season of the greasy spray-tanned MTV hit been greenlit, the (mostly) Italian crew will be
filming the new season in Italy. Keep that in mind while you struggle to make enough money from your 9 to 5 to drive to the Grand Canyon during a three day weekend -- all you have to do is compromise your self-respect and have grody sexual contact with multiple people on camera, and you could be traveling for free, have a New York Times bestselling "novel," and be raking in millions.
A spokesperson for MTV said "The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by," despite the fact that Snooki is Chilean and JWoww is a mixture of Spanish and silicone. I wonder how well they'll fare in Italy and whether any of them speak the language (considering they barely speak passable English, I'm guessing no). Maybe Vinny's doting mother can tag along as a translator, although I'm guessing she'll quickly grow tired of changing "Get away from me, you American trash" from Italian to Jerslish.
Will season 4 finally be the shark-jumping moment for the Jersey Show clan, or will their 15 minutes of fame be extended for years to come?
A spokesperson for MTV said "The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by," despite the fact that Snooki is Chilean and JWoww is a mixture of Spanish and silicone. I wonder how well they'll fare in Italy and whether any of them speak the language (considering they barely speak passable English, I'm guessing no). Maybe Vinny's doting mother can tag along as a translator, although I'm guessing she'll quickly grow tired of changing "Get away from me, you American trash" from Italian to Jerslish.
Will season 4 finally be the shark-jumping moment for the Jersey Show clan, or will their 15 minutes of fame be extended for years to come?
Your thoughts on the Jersey Show crew?
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