Bibliophiles and Pedophiles Can Molest Two Birds with One Stone at Amazon.com

Posted on 11-10-2010 by Rebecca Kelley (Rebecca)
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Do you have a penchant for both little kids and the written word? If so, you're in luck, because Amazon.com is now selling a self-published book that defends pedophilia and offers advice to pedophiles who are "afraid at becoming the center of retaliation." Titled "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" and written by Philip R. Greaves, it's currently available for the Kindle (because pedos are all about being on the cutting edge of technology).

Picture of the author

Here's the cover of the book:

The product description states the author's intent in writing this literary master(batory)piece:

"This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter [sic] sentences should they ever be caught."

Unsurprisingly, people have not taken kindly to Amazon offering up a book that's sympathetic to pedophiles. Folks have expressed their outrage on Twitter, as well as left some amusing tags associated with the product on Amazon:

I don't see what the big deal is about authoring a book about pedophilia. In fact, I'm in the process of writing one myself. Here's the Table of Contents for it:

Chapter 1: Dude, no. Just no.

Chapter 2: Seriously, don't sexually abuse kids.

Chapter 3: WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS BOOK?