Yesterday we brought news of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's new foundation to "take a stand against child slavery" by enlisting their celebrity buddies to star in some poor-man's-Old-Spice commercials that have nothing to do with sex trafficking until the very end, when the ads are like, "Oh yeah, this funny video about Justin Timberlake shaving with a chainsaw is against child sex slavery, and you should be too."

What's that? You think a series of promos featuring male celebrities doing "manly" things like shaving, eating cereal, and making grilled cheese sandwiches, and Eva Longoria inexplicably appearing to breathily coo that "Edward Norton is a real man!" are kind of douchey and have no logical connection to child slavery, and in fact seem to be more insulting to the cause than actually helpful? I spit on your allegations! Personally, I know tons of pedos who were all about the underage poon until they saw the guy from Dude, Where's My Car? telling them that they're not a "real" man because they buy children to use as sex slaves. These guys were all, "Well, I was planning on picking up a 10-year old girl to have sex with, but since Kelso said it's not cool to be a pedophile, I'm gonna scrap those plans and just go see No Strings Attached instead. Natalie Portman looks kind of prepubescent, right?"

Since these public service announcements have been so well-received and make perfect sense, we thought we'd bring you a sneak peek of Ashton's next series of anti-sex slavery ads designed to spread the word about how real men don't buy girls. Here are eight posters that spell out the message a little more clearly:

So pedo, has Ashton convinced you?