posted by etickner95


1. P: Today I drove to Van Eyes for an audition that I thought was a cat food commercial, but it turned out to be porn. S: Did you get the part? 2. S: Okay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny, as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the centre of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

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