Would you like to see a new Ferris Bueller movie?
Well, the brief but ecstatic internet buzz was for naught: The clip of Matthew Broderick as a much older Ferris Bueller was not, in fact, an ad for a new movie. Turns out it's only a teaser for a Honda commercial to play during the Super Bowl. Sad for Ferris fans, who were thrilled over the idea of a brand-new adventure for the world's most famous slacker. But really, isn't Matthew Broderick a ...

Which Spielberg film is better?
Steven Spielberg has recently returned to the film-making industry with Tintin and War Horse. But which did you prefer?

Is a Dwight Schrute spinoff series a good idea?
What do you do when a series has already jumped the shark? Start launching spinoffs! Deadline recently reported that The Office's own Dwight Schrute could be the subject of a new TV series that would premier in 2013. The series would chronicle Dwight as he runs his famous beet farm / bed and breakfast combo, and has reportedly been in the works for a while. Is it a good idea to give Dwight a ...

Should we ask presidential candidates to release their tax information?
Mitt Romney released his tax returns this week after being prodded to do so for weeks while campaigning. It happens in every election. Why? What purpose does it serve other than to look into the personal banking information of someone wanting to run our country, and inform us that "yes, he will be taking a paycut if he wins." Should we ask our candidates to give up that personal ...

More WTF example of a dark guy turned white, Michael Jackson or Sammy Sosa?
We all know that the late King of Pop Michael Jackson underwent some peculiar physical changes since his Jackson 5 days. The singer went from being a dark-skinned black man with a fro to a pale, thin, white person with a sculpted nose and silky hair. He blamed his lightened complexion on the skin condition vitiligo. Sammy Sosa, a former all-star baseball player who hails from the Dominican ...

Better 'hipster celebrity with a corded phone extension' pic:
It appears as if telephone technology has gone full circle. We've gone from the corded rotary to cordless to gigantic car phones to tiny flip phones to smart phones and back to corded extensions. Phew! Some companies are making plug-in receives for your smart phone that are supposed to cut down on potential radiation as well as offer better sound quality. Lenny Kravitz was spotted looking ...

Bacon or Sriracha?
These two foods have a loyal and rabid fanbase, but if you had to choose just one, which couldn't you live without? Would you pick crispy, juicy, flavorful bacon or the bright red hot sauce that you could squirt on pretty much any food to make it better? Show your love for Sriracha Rooster Sauce by buying a t-shirt, poster, magnets, and more at The Oatmeal store. Or, if you prefer bacon, ...

Does 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close' deserve a Best Picture Oscar nomination?
The Academy Award nominations came out yesterday and included nine Best Picture contenders. One of the movies, 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, got nominated despite having a 48% Rotten Tomatoes score, meaning most movie critics didn't like the film. Its poor critical reception makes you wonder how it got a Best Picture nomination. Do you think the film deserves the nod or should it...

Which meme (in latte art form) do you like better?
Both memes are unquestionably great, but which latte art rendition do you think is the better of the two? Do you prefer the always vigilant Pedobear or the perpetually frustrated Rage Guy?

Garth Brooks wants his $500k hospital donation back. Justifiable or sour grapes?
Country music superstar Garth Brooks donated $500,000 to Integris Canadian Valley Regional Hospital in Yukon, OK, but now he wants his donation back. He alleges that the hospital promised to name a new series of building additions after his mother, who died of cancer in 1999. However, after the hospital received the donation, they said Brooks' mother's name would not be used and refused to ...

Facebook Timeline: love it or hate it?
Rumors are floating that Facebook's newish Timeline layout, which has been optional for users, will now become a permanent and mandatory change within the next few weeks. I personally can't stand the Timeline layout because it's too confusing and cluttered to look at. Remember when Facebook was praised for its simplicity? They keep fussing with the site every time their users start ...

Happy puppy or sad puppy?
Which pup is cuter, the happy one or the sad one? Both have adorable floppy ears so that's a tie in that regard, but which expression wins you over, the smile or the frown?

Surprised koala or surprised monkey?
Which overly expressive animal is funnier, the "I can't believe it" koala bear or the "Holy crap, did you see that" spider monkey?

Which best actor snub was more surprising: Michael Fassbender or Ryan Gosling?
The Academy Award nominations came out today, and in addition to proving once and for all what a weak year for Best Picture nominees it was, there were a couple notable snubs from the best actor category. After securing Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor, both Michael Fassbender and Ryan Gosling failed to score nominations for this year's Oscars. Which omission do you think is more ...